27.5.2015

Signs of life

There are a lot of signs in our neighbourhood. Restaurants have signs with witty remarks:

Yes!




This generous offer can be found outside a restaurant just next to our place:

Don't mind if I do, thank you.

There are a lot of signs for traffic:

It's mandatory to have a bell, lights and a helmet. Fine is $110.

Cars have the priority. Pedestrians beware!

Look and run!

Long queues of cars come to take kids to and from school. Stopping before dropping is critical.

Short term parking at train stations: Kiss your beloved ones, dump them and ride away.

Johannes has a concession card and must not occupy seats whilst adults are standing.

Dogs can be penalized.

The rebel.

Tag them back.

This sticker can't be authentic, it must be a well placed joke!

A place to study the meaning of life of high confederate officers.

A sign of care. Don't jump off the bridge!

These two ads deserve to be presented as well:

Do you have something you need to sell?

Remember to cover your beard!

Be instructed and prosper!

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Kuvista voimme oppia seuraavaa: kalja toimii paremmin kuin botox, onnea voi ostaa tapasten muodossa, käytä kenkiä kemian laitoksella (muualla ei tartte), pysähdy, ennen kuin heität lapset ulos autosta ja muista käyttää parransuojusta!

Lue, ymmärrä, toimi oikein!

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